It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia has weathered many strange happenings in it’s previous 12 seasons. Last season ended with Dennis leaving for North Dakota, what will the gang have in store for season 13? Let’s find out together as we recap It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia season 13 episode 1: ‘The Gang Makes Paddy’s Great Again!’
Oh, What A Night!
Cindy, the newest female member of the gang, was hosting a party. She congratulated the group on slowly progressing towards acceptable behavior. We learned that this party was a scam to get liberals to come in and buy a bunch of wine. The ultimate goal of the gang was to get conservatives to buy in as well. Their plan was to use Donald Trump’s slogan as a marketing tool.
Planning Evenings
Mac was hosting a planning evening at his apartment. He unveiled his new muscular build and tried to put it into the marketing campaign, but was denied. Cindy pitched shutting down a neighboring bar to have all of their customers come to Paddy’s. Mac then showed the group his newly delivered sex doll, modeled after Dennis. The next day, Cindy revealed her plan. It was to spread fake news about Murphy’s which would lead to its ultimate downfall. Cindy assigned Dee to be on distraction duty while Frank was going to play the tuba to inflame the crowd.
Wine Labels
Later that day, Mac and Charlie changed all of the labels on the wine to read ‘Liberal Tears’. Mac continued to attempt to show off his new physique but was denied again. The group was progressing quickly until Frank was upset by the presence of the sex doll. Charlie received a phone call from his girlfriend and was suddenly struck with an idea. He decided to bring the doll to his home so that his girlfriend could talk with it all day. Cindy checked up on the group and found that her plan had been derailed by the doll. She ordered Charlie to go dispose of the doll. However, his girlfriend had bonded with the doll and promptly broke up with Charlie.
Tuba Lessons
The gang all decided to go to a strip club to get Charlie’s mind off the break-up. They conversed about how they all need to move on from Dennis and how are better off with Cindy. Frank pointed out how helpful and smart Cindy is. The rest of the group all agreed with Frank on this matter and noted that Cindy is basically the female version of Dennis. The next morning, Dee and Mac unveiled to Cindy that they have come up with a new plan that incorporates the doll. They put the tuba inside of the doll. They asked for Cindy’s opinion on the matter and Cindy explained to them why it was a bad idea to use the doll in this manner. She then pointed out how sad this situation was. Then Dennis returned and the gang kicked Cindy out.
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