[6:40:15 PM] Laremy says: Page 3, they said we’d never get here, but weeeee diiiiiiiiiiiid!!!
[6:40:41 PM] Brad says: Oh man, it feels like we’re starting with a clean slate. Can things improve now on Page Three?
[6:40:55 PM] Laremy says: Think it might finally be time to watch that “The Slap”.
[6:42:49 PM] Brad says: Oh, a play on Birdman. Slaying ’em.
[6:43:13 PM] Brad says: And Miles Teller on drums.
[6:44:26 PM] Brad says: Now for Margot Robbie and Miles Teller, presenting the Sci Tech Awards, which they hosted a couple weeks ago.
[6:44:54 PM] Laremy says: 10 million people have seen Birdman worldwide and they just played a joke about a scene in the movie to a billion people. Discuss.
[6:45:50 PM] Brad says: Sienna Miller and Chris Evans will now present the sound awards, beginning with Sound Mixing.
[6:46:49 PM] Laremy says: 7-7 and in heaven.
[6:47:21 PM] Brad says:
And the winner for Sound Mixing is Whiplash
[6:47:32 PM] Brad says: Surprised and happy to see that win. That movie deserves it.
[6:48:30 PM] Laremy says: I’ve officially beaten Brad at predictions this year. Almost makes up for my dozen box office losses in a row.
[6:49:22 PM] Laremy says: 7 for 8 and I have only HATE.
[6:49:42 PM] Brad says:
And the winner for Best Sound Editing is American Sniper… It had to win one amirite?
[6:50:09 PM] Brad says: I’m sucking wind over here, missed four already. Yowsers. Don’t listen to anything I say.
[6:50:17 PM] Laremy says: Clint Eastwood also hires old white dudes to help him out? Shocking.
[6:51:15 PM] Brad says: Oh, nice, Jared Leto coming out to present Best Supporting Actress.
[6:51:45 PM] Brad says: Patricia Arquette is your obvious winner.
[6:54:00 PM] Laremy says: One positive note: I like the font they are using for the nominee names onscreen.
[6:54:15 PM] Laremy says: Also, I appreciate Emma Stone holding her Lego Oscar. Stay sweet, babe.
[6:54:19 PM] Brad says:
Yup, Patricia Arquette is your winner for Boyhood
[6:54:45 PM] Laremy says: 8 for 9 and doing fine.
[6:55:07 PM] Laremy says: Yes, a curse word! Attagirl Patricia Arquette!
[6:56:39 PM] Brad says: The wives are burning their bras, I don’t know what’s going on around here.
[6:59:30 PM] Laremy says: Brad don’t wanna be your hero … Brad just wanna be a big boy … just wanna fly like everyone else …
[6:59:46 PM] Brad says: Good, going back to the locked up Oscar predictions joke.
[6:59:49 PM] Laremy says: Whenever you can go back to a horrible bit you DO it guys.
[7:00:21 PM] Brad says: Josh Hutcherson is introducing the song from Beyond the Lights
[7:01:14 PM] Laremy says: How do you spell Rita Ora?
[7:03:07 PM] Brad says: Best Visual Effects is the next category and Ansel Elgort and Chloe Moretz will present.
[7:04:22 PM] Brad says:
And the winner is Interstellar
[7:04:33 PM] Laremy says: 9 for 10, and feeling zen.
[7:04:57 PM] Laremy says: I still feel like a Best Pic nom for Interstellar would have been reasonable.
[7:05:28 PM] Laremy says: Do they start the clock on these dudes as soon as it’s announced? Or when they start speaking? Also .. I’ve closed my eyes. These fellas white?
[7:06:43 PM] Brad says: Kevin Hart and Anna Kendrick are our next presenters and Best Animated Short is the category.
[7:07:13 PM] Laremy says: “NPH better get his “Doogie Houser” on and resuscitate this show” – My Mom
[7:07:27 PM] Brad says: And the winner is Feast
[7:08:20 PM] Laremy says: 10 for 11 and I don’t have a rhyme.
[7:09:42 PM] Laremy says: Amazing that Lego Movie was mentioned right before Best Animation. So amazing.
[7:10:03 PM] Brad says: Zoe Saldana and The Rock will now present Best Animated Feature
[7:11:04 PM] Laremy says: Whoooooaaaaaaa. Upset.
[7:11:05 PM] Brad says: And the winner is Big Hero 6
[7:11:58 PM] Brad says: “This has been an amazing year for animated films”? Hmmmmmm
[7:12:24 PM] Laremy says: 10 for 12 and a fan of elves.
[7:12:40 PM] Brad says: Dude, let the other people talk!
[7:13:11 PM] Brad says: The music is SOOO LOUD!!! It’s an awful presentation.
[7:17:50 PM] Laremy says: Technically isn’t she a Presidentress?
[7:18:06 PM] Brad says: They are really doing everything they can to mention Selma. Hmmmm, wonder why?
[7:18:51 PM] Brad says: #dickpoop
[7:20:10 PM] Brad says:
[7:20:41 PM] Laremy says: The payoff on the lockbox joke had better be amazing.
[7:21:05 PM] Brad says: Chris Pratt and Felicity Jones will now tell us who wins Production Design… more Budapest!
[7:22:01 PM] Brad says:
The Grand Budapest Hotel wins
[7:22:12 PM] Laremy says: 11 for 13 and no longer mean.
[7:22:24 PM] Laremy says: Budapest has three. I like.
[7:23:53 PM] Brad says: Cleaning up the tech awards, would love to see it take a Best Picture win.
[7:23:58 PM] Laremy says: Wes Anderson has a whimsical clap.
[7:24:27 PM] Laremy says: Has a woman ever won Best Cinematography? Nope. Never.
[7:24:36 PM] Brad says: Idris Elba and Jessica Chastain are your next presenters and Cinematography is what they’ll be rewarding.
[7:25:31 PM] Laremy says: 12 for 14 and living clean.
[7:25:59 PM] Brad says:
Emmanuel Lubezki wins for Birdman
[7:26:08 PM] Brad says: Second in a row after Gravity
[7:26:55 PM] Laremy says: 10 more Oscars to go, 90 minutes left. We can do this.
[7:30:41 PM] Brad says: My girl! Meryl Streep! When are they going to give her an award?
[7:31:19 PM] Brad says: Time for the In Memoriam
[7:39:43 PM] Laremy says: How is everyone doing out there?
[7:41:44 PM] Laremy says: I may have taken a little nap.
[7:42:39 PM] Laremy says: That Samsung commercial was probably the best “moment” of the evening. So far.
[7:43:36 PM] Brad says: Benedict Cumberbatch and Naomi Watts will present Best Editing, which may be an interesting category, though I still expect Boyhood to take it.
[7:44:22 PM] Brad says: And the win is Tom Cross for Whiplash! Excellent!
[7:44:37 PM] Laremy says: 12 for 15, but couldn’t be happier for Whiplash.
[7:44:45 PM] Brad says: Definitely deserves it.
[7:45:56 PM] Laremy says: These Whiplash and Grand Budapest wins make me happy.
[7:48:08 PM] Brad says: Terrence Howard seemed to be struggling a little bit. Not sure what happened there.
[7:49:12 PM] Brad says: We’re going to do a page break, find us on Page Four as we take this home for the last hour and ten minutes.
