[6:59:20 PM] Laremy says: The Cecil B. DeMille award is coming up. I like to call that the “bathroom break”. Bonus: It’s for Woody Allen, and he ghosted.
[6:59:46 PM] Brad says: Just got a brand new latte, I think we can pull this out folks. Only 60 minutes to go.
[7:00:27 PM] Laremy says: One hour left. 60 minutes. 3600 seconds. Yes we can!
[7:03:56 PM] Brad says: Emma Stone will now present the Cecil B. deMille Award to Woody Allen, who apparently will not be there. Emma Stone does star in Magic in the Moonlight, his next film, so I guess that’s close enough.
[7:07:03 PM] Brad says: Now here comes Diane Keaton to talk about Woody as well after that montage. Could he possibly be there and everything I’ve heard is lies? Nahhhhh.
[7:07:28 PM] Laremy says: I liked Diane Keaton better when she was playing that deaf guy with the chalkboard in Legends of the Fall.
[7:08:48 PM] Brad says: So, this is what it looks like when your award recipient decides your award isn’t worth showing up to receive. Noted.
[7:09:16 PM] Brad says: Uh, Diane, just leave.
[7:09:40 PM] Brad says: Woody Allen’s speech is going on way too long.
[7:09:46 PM] Laremy says: I just blacked out. What speech are we on now? Why is Wolverine on stage?
[7:09:52 PM] Brad says: Who is Diane Keaton talking to?
[7:10:51 PM] Laremy says: Third or fourth language edit of the evening. This is starting to feel slightly self-indulgent.
[7:10:55 PM] Brad says: Now she’s swearing. Now she’s singing. This is what a nightmare looks like. Is there a subliminal message? Are we under Diane Keaton’s mind control now?
[7:12:04 PM] Laremy says: Our last comment was seven minutes ago. I think Diane Keaton murdered our audience.
[7:12:19 PM] Brad says: The wife had to run out of the room when she started singing.
[7:15:53 PM] Brad says: Liam Neeson! He’ll tell us about Gravity.
[7:16:53 PM] Brad says: Ben Affleck struts on stage in his Bruce Wayne suit to present Best Director.
[7:16:55 PM] Laremy says: Does Ben Affleck have a chance at Best Director this year?
[7:17:08 PM] Brad says: Is it just me, or is the order really weird this year?
[7:17:38 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[7:18:03 PM] Brad says: I thought Russell would take it. I was wrong. Oh well.
[7:18:49 PM] Laremy says: Cuaron getting his win on.
[7:19:53 PM] Brad says: Alfonso Cuaron thanked Harry Holmes… IT’S ABOUT TIME HARRY GOT SOME LOVE!
[7:20:44 PM] Laremy says: Now Chris Evans I kind of like. Weird.
[7:20:47 PM] Brad says: The Bride and Captain America will present Best TV Comedy/Musical
[7:21:23 PM] Brad says: And the winner is “
[7:21:51 PM] Laremy says: This is a big night for “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”. I’m beaming like a proud poppa, because I’m pretty sure only about a dozen other people watch this show.
[7:22:18 PM] Brad says: Laremy loves that show. So, I guess he’s happy, because he defines his taste by how many Golden Globes the movies and television shows he watches win.
[7:23:04 PM] Laremy says: True story!
[7:24:19 PM] Laremy says: I remember when “Judy Davis – Life with Judy Garland: Me and My Shadows” won and I pretty much had a seizure.
[7:26:55 PM] Brad says: Jennifer Lawrence will now tell us who wins Best Actor (Comedy/Musical)
[7:26:57 PM] Laremy says: My call is DiCaprio.
[7:27:35 PM] Brad says: And the winner is…
[7:28:55 PM] Brad says: There appears to be someone behind DiCaprio we can’t see that got a “back of the Globe” shot. Nice. Classy.
[7:29:04 PM] Laremy says: I’ve always said it, nobody makes me laugh like DiCaprio. The guy is a total cutup.
[7:30:19 PM] Brad says: Reese Witherspoon now tells us 12 Years a Slave is a nominee for Best Movie (Drama).
[7:33:11 PM] Laremy says: I just checked and we haven’t gotten any new reviews for “Brad ‘n’ Laremy” on movies on iTunes. Not even sure who to be mad at anymore. Myself?
[7:35:01 PM] Brad says: These Apple commercials have found a new meaning for self-indulgent.
[7:35:44 PM] Laremy says: I’m getting so excited for the end of this show that my palsy might start coming back.
[7:35:59 PM] Brad says: Chris Hemsworth and Niki Lauda will now present Rush as a nominee. Daniel Bruhl, who is actually nominated, sits and watches.
[7:37:07 PM] Brad says: If you haven’t seen Rush, don’t worry about it, that clip spoiled it all.
[7:37:25 PM] Brad says: Drew Barrymore will now present Best Picture (Musical/Comedy)
[7:38:00 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[7:40:00 PM] Brad says: Bilbo Baggins is accepting the Golden Globe for American Hustle
[7:40:03 PM] Laremy says: This guy looks like the Penguin.
[7:41:49 PM] Laremy says: Right now Luke the dog is staring at Brad like Brad owes him money. It’s the little things.
[7:44:02 PM] Laremy says: I’m not sure this helps American Hustle too much. The Academy pretty much doesn’t care about the GGs.
[7:45:06 PM] Brad says: “Like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s welcome Leonardo DiCaprio” – Tina Fey
[7:45:28 PM] Brad says: Here comes Best Actress (Drama), which has got to go to Cate Blanchett
[7:45:47 PM] Laremy says: That was the best joke of the night by Tina Fey. Yowsers. And Leo DiCaprio just called the movie “Philo-mania”.
[7:45:58 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[7:46:06 PM] Laremy says: “Philo-mania” sounds like a movie about Michael Vick.
[7:47:28 PM] Laremy says: What a strange couple of minutes. It seemed like NBC tried to cut before that supermodel joke. Did anyone else out there get a black screen for a few seconds?
[7:48:35 PM] Brad says: Now Jessica Chastain will present Best Actor (Drama), Chiwetel Ejiofor has to win right?
[7:49:15 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[7:49:20 PM] Brad says: Wow!
[7:49:34 PM] Brad says: Is 12 Years going to get blanked?
[7:49:47 PM] Brad says: McConaughey owning the “Alright”
[7:50:41 PM] Laremy says: Tough to tell if 12 Years a Slave is in trouble. Is it? Where am I?
[7:51:31 PM] Laremy says: Matt McConaughey just told us not to watch TV. On TV.
[7:52:08 PM] Brad says: A quick peek on Twitter and everyone is mad because 12 Years a Slave isn’t winning.
[7:53:44 PM] Laremy says: I wonder where Sam Rockwell is right now. Probably doing something cool.
[7:55:11 PM] Laremy says: So this next one is either Gravity or 12 Years a Slave. You’d have to think McQueen and Co. were still favored, but you would have thought Ejiofor was a gimme too.
[7:56:28 PM] Brad says: And here comes Johnny Depp to present the last award of the night Best Picture (Drama)
[7:56:44 PM] Laremy says: Johnny Depp, with Tim Burton directing, about to give us the big news of the evening.
[7:57:11 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[7:59:38 PM] Laremy says: Okay, so it looks like 12 Years a Slave will carry a little momentum into The Oscars. Which we’ll be live blogging. For about 15 hours. See you then, long live and prosper!
[7:59:38 PM] Brad says: That’s your show folks.
[7:59:46 PM] Laremy says: Bye, Brad!
[8:01:05 PM] Brad says: We will do it again during the SAG awards on Saturday, January 18 and the Oscar nominations will be announced this coming Thursday, January 16.
[8:01:20 PM] Brad says: Have a good night.
