[5:57:23 PM] Laremy says: I’m not going to sugarcoat it you guys, we’re in hell right now. But we gotta break our way out, inch by inch, yard by yard, until we get to the movie categories that matter.
[5:58:52 PM] Brad says: Thanks for sticking with us for one more hour… and then another hour after that. Sorry, it’s required at this point.
[5:59:53 PM] Laremy says: Fun fact: The Golden Globes are named in honor of James “Golden” Globe who revolutionized the moonshine industry in the late ’20s.
[6:01:20 PM] Laremy says: You guys watching that “Chicago P.D.”? It’s America’s #1 drama evidently.
[6:02:10 PM] Laremy says: Amber Heard is a tall glass of water.
[6:02:32 PM] Laremy says: Back to television, oh gooooooooodddiiiiiiieeee!!!
[6:02:37 PM] Brad says: Here is Best Actor in a movie/mini-series and they are clearly rushing… Go Rob Lowe!
[6:03:58 PM] Brad says:
[6:04:00 PM] Laremy says: This is Jon Voight’s fourth Golden Globe. It’s his scarf’s third one.
[6:04:34 PM] Brad says: He’s humble, perhaps because he’s happy no one recognized him as the voice from Getaway or perhaps he wouldn’t have won. TURN RIGHT! NOW!!!!!
[6:04:55 PM] Laremy says: There’s gotta be a way to make these speeches slower. Maybe horse tranquilizers?
[6:05:42 PM] Laremy says: Olivia Wilde looks like a shimmery pregnant mermaid. In a good way.
[6:05:50 PM] Brad says: Olivia Wilde is pregnant, which makes her look like a stick with a bump. She’s so skinny!
[6:07:43 PM] Brad says: Robert Downey Jr. will now tell us who won for Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical
[6:07:52 PM] Brad says: I predicted Adams… Laremy agrees.
[6:08:17 PM] Brad says: And the winner is…
[6:08:46 PM] Laremy says: Every day the Golden Globes are Hustlin’.
[6:09:11 PM] Laremy says: Double B and Double L watching double A take home a double G.
[6:09:52 PM] Brad says: This is Adams’ first win after four previous nominations. Five is the number folks.
[6:10:00 PM] Laremy says: I used to confuse Amy Adams with Isla Fisher. I don’t do that anymore.
[6:10:04 PM] Brad says: American Hustle gaining steam folks.
[6:10:32 PM] Laremy says: It’s good these actors are finally getting some recognition.
[6:12:33 PM] Laremy says: Brad just left to take Luke out for a walk. It’s time for us to take over!!!
[6:15:06 PM] Brad says: Miss Golden Globe! Laremy’s favorite part.
[6:16:06 PM] Laremy says: Miss Golden Globe is maybe the worst tradition ever.
[6:16:26 PM] Brad says: Nice, Tina and Amy made Miss Golden Globe worth it.
[6:17:03 PM] Brad says: Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon are presenting Best Actress in a TV Drama.
[6:17:36 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[6:18:30 PM] Laremy says: Side boob, you guys, that happened.
[6:19:09 PM] Brad says: Hey, look, Robin knew when to stop talking. Nice.
[6:19:20 PM] Brad says: Here’s Jim Carrey to say some words.
[6:19:57 PM] Brad says: “Dying is easy, comedy is hard. I believe it was Shia LaBeouf that said that. So young, so wise.” – Jim Carrey
[6:20:29 PM] Brad says: He’s presenting American Hustle as a comedy nominee. It will win. Just sayin’.
[6:21:12 PM] Brad says: Christoph Waltz will now present Best Supporting actor in a Motion Picture.
[6:21:30 PM] Laremy says: This has gotta be Leto.
[6:21:43 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[6:23:07 PM] Laremy says: Leto is on his way to see Oscar. Book it.
[6:23:42 PM] Brad says: Jared Leto is being played off… him and his “little bubble butt”.
[6:27:59 PM] Laremy says: I think I’ve stayed at the Beverly Hilton before. Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal.
[6:28:20 PM] Laremy says: Emma Thompson, she’s still got it you guys.
[6:28:47 PM] Brad says: Emma Thompson will now present Best Screenplay and apparently her shoes aren’t too comfortable. Lookin’ good E Thomps
[6:29:17 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[6:29:32 PM] Brad says: Pleasant surprise, I thought it would go to Hustle
[6:29:39 PM] Laremy says: Her gets a win! This makka Laremy very happy!
[6:30:24 PM] Brad says: It’s always weird when something of actual quality wins at the Golden Globes actually wins.
[6:31:54 PM] Brad says: Laura Dern will now present Nebraska as a Comedy/Musical nominee… she’s pumped because her pops is in it.
[6:32:34 PM] Laremy says: If I ever get up there as a winner I’m thanking coffee, and only coffee. Okay, you got me, maybe pizza too.
[6:33:59 PM] Laremy says: We’re halfway through! I’m going to pull up my suspenders and finish this puppy off!
[6:34:11 PM] Brad says: Julie Bowen and Seth Meyers will now present Best Actor in a TV series comedy/musical
[6:34:27 PM] Laremy says: Julie Bowen and Seth Meyers were cute. If I had a heart, it would be a smilin’.
[6:35:25 PM] Laremy says: I like “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”. Seriously. Stephanie Beatriz is great on it.
[6:35:42 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[6:37:05 PM] Laremy says: Okay, seriously, when they go to break, does everyone just jump up and immediately mingle? It’s like insta-mingle in that jam.
[6:39:15 PM] Laremy says: This is a prep for The Academy Awards live blog like me getting out of bed isvprepping for The Olympics.
[6:40:16 PM] Laremy says: I made a typo and Brad won’t fix it. Honestly, I can’t blame him. We’re running on fumes.
[6:41:12 PM] Laremy says: I wouldn’t say I’ve exactly been missing “Sean Saves the World” …
[6:41:12 PM] Brad says: Orlando Bloom and Zoe Saldana, because Orlando is hot right now. Get it. Orlando. Hot. Smaug.
[6:41:24 PM] Brad says: Here comes Best Foreign Language
[6:41:43 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[6:41:57 PM] Laremy says: I see what you did there.
[6:42:40 PM] Brad says: Hmmmm, interesting. Movie is good, but The Hunt and The Past are better than all of them.
[6:43:40 PM] Brad says: Jimmy Fallon and Melissa McCarthy will now present.
[6:44:20 PM] Laremy says: I do like when people point out to the crowd as if they know everyone. I do that move, the Clinton thumb thing.
[6:45:18 PM] Brad says: The award is for Best Actor in a tv movie or mini-series… Douglas anyone?
[6:46:13 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[6:46:58 PM] Laremy says: Michael Douglas looks like a Civil War re-enactor.
[6:48:19 PM] Brad says: Matt Damon is the bravest actor Michael Douglas has ever worked with. So, there you go Charlie Sheen.
[6:51:57 PM] Laremy says: Brad just made me more snacks and drinks. Stellar guy.
[6:53:02 PM] Brad says: Chris Pine and Emma Watson to tell us Animated winner… I mean, Frozen
[6:53:14 PM] Brad says: and the winner is
[6:53:17 PM] Laremy says: Chris Pine just always seems sort of off-putting to me. Hey, I calls ’em like I sees ’em.
[6:53:45 PM] Brad says: Laremy is mad, he wanted The Croods… I know, what can you do?
[6:55:16 PM] Laremy says: Sure, they thanked them during the win, but rumor had it the crew of Frozen mutinied and then almost killed a guy. Pretty serious stuff.
[6:56:35 PM] Brad says: Winner for Best Actress in a TV comedy/musical is
[6:56:49 PM] Laremy says: Amy Poehler used her win to make out with Bono. That’s a veteran move right there.
[6:57:26 PM] Brad says: Thanks to Jacqueline Bisset they are having to rush through the rest of these awards. Thanks Jackie!
[6:57:42 PM] Laremy says: Now, can they play off the host? Moral conundrum.
[6:59:17 PM] Brad says: We’re coming up on the final hour so it’s time for a page break. Join us on the next page by clicking here or directly below would you.
