[4:56:35 PM] Laremy says: What happens to all the actors who hate being an actor? Do they go to a different show?
[4:56:37 PM] Brad says: Looks like you made it.
[4:57:57 PM] Brad says: SO MANY SIDE PARTS!!!!
[5:00:14 PM] Brad says: I was watching The West Wing last night and Amy Adams guest stars on episode one of season four and Evan Rachel Wood plays CJ’s niece. Now those are two facts I’m sure you didn’t expect.
[5:00:35 PM] Brad says: Oh, here it comes… It’s starting…. Laremy is squealing!
[5:01:12 PM] Laremy says: What’s with the canned music on TNT’s coverage?
[5:01:30 PM] Brad says: “Jessica Chastain from Zero Dark Thirty looks Zero Dark Flirty” that was just said.
[5:01:52 PM] Brad says: “Hey Ben Affleck, Argo find your seat.” This is riveting.
[5:02:12 PM] Brad says: And here comes Laremy’s favorite part, the “I’m an actor” moments.
[5:02:18 PM] Laremy says: What’s strange about that actor statue is it has no mouth. That should be a lesson.
[5:03:13 PM] Brad says: Hal Holbrook looks new.
[5:03:28 PM] Brad says: I think he forgot who he was for a second.
[5:03:31 PM] Laremy says: Let’s all clap for each other!
[5:04:04 PM] Brad says: The Academy is getting ballsy and announcing Norah Jones is going to perform at the Oscars just as the SAGs start. HOW RUDE!!!
[5:04:26 PM] Laremy says: I hated working, can’t write, and love myself SO much. I’m an actor.
[5:04:42 PM] Brad says: Sofia Vergara found a way to talk about her breasts… big surprise.
[5:05:26 PM] Laremy says: Starting big!
[5:05:30 PM] Brad says: Nicole Kidman is the first on stage to kick things off with the Best Supporting Actor award… a biggie right out the gate.
[5:06:17 PM] Brad says: My prediction was Philip Seymour Hoffman for The Master, but this could go to him, De Niro or Tommy Lee Jones…
[5:06:37 PM] Laremy says: This category is still wide open, and as Actors are the biggest voting bloc in the Academy, this should be a huuuuuuge indicator.
[5:07:25 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:07:57 PM] Brad says: He’s not there. I guess getting called out for being all grumpy pants at the Golden Globes kept him home.
[5:08:01 PM] Laremy says: Good on ya, TLJ. You crushed it.
[5:08:16 PM] Brad says: Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper are now telling us Silver Linings Playbook is nominated for Best Ensemble.
[5:09:44 PM] Laremy says: I just got my dog to eat some rice after he skipped three meals in a row. I’m calling this night a win.
[5:09:51 PM] Brad says: Justin Timberlake is our next presenter, announcing Best Supporting Actress
[5:09:59 PM] Brad says: Getting some movie ones out of the way eh?
[5:10:11 PM] Brad says: Just give Anne Hathaway the award and let’s move on.
[5:10:15 PM] Laremy says: I think Anne Hathaway will win for Lady Supporting Actor. Also, I think the sky is up.
[5:11:01 PM] Laremy says: Yes Helen Hunt, it was his fault for getting Polio.
[5:11:26 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:12:17 PM] Laremy says: I don’t get that joke. Does SAG membership come with health care?
[5:12:44 PM] Brad says: She’s thanking people now… it’s the best television ever.
[5:13:21 PM] Laremy says: When I win I’m snubbing everyone who isn’t my coke dealer.
[5:14:24 PM] Brad says: Commercial time, apparently we’ll be hearing about how great Subarus are right now.
[5:17:43 PM] Brad says: I am so happy this show is only two hours long. These shows where they award TV stars as well drive me nuts.
[5:18:04 PM] Laremy says: Brad gets mad about TV.
[5:18:08 PM] Brad says: Lea Michelle is selling me shampoo. Seems to be some good stuff.
[5:19:06 PM] Brad says: They are showing some sort of “Dallas” remix mashup. It’s weird. Especially since I thought this show was cancelled.
[5:20:07 PM] Brad says: Jeff Daniels and Kerry Washington are our next presenters, and they will hand out Best Actor in a Comedy Series.
[5:20:38 PM] Laremy says: Kerry Washington flubbed and Jeff Daniels hammered her for it. You don’t mess up on J-Dan’s watch.
[5:21:52 PM] Brad says: That “Big Bang Theory” looks so awful to me… I know people like it, but I don’t think I could even try.
[5:22:16 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:22:29 PM] Laremy says: Eight wins for Alec Baldwin. That’s mental.
[5:22:44 PM] Brad says: I think this is the 150th time he’s won for playing that character. I could be off by a few years, but…
[5:24:13 PM] Brad says: Julianne Moore and Damian Harris will now award Best Actress in a Comedy Series.
[5:24:55 PM] Laremy says: If any actor here blows their presentation, shouldn’t they forfeit their SAG card? I mean, this IS their job.
[5:25:01 PM] Brad says: Laremy is cheering for Betty White, because he likes to follow the trends and doesn’t have an opinion of his own.
[5:25:59 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:27:53 PM] Brad says: Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin, Bryan Cranston and John Goodman will now tell us Argo is an Ensemble nominee.
[5:28:37 PM] Laremy says: Brad is just mad because Betty White broke up with him. They used to call themselves “B&B Music Factory”. The music referred to their love-making.
[5:30:13 PM] Brad says: Julianna Margulies and Noah Wylie will now hand out Best Ensemble in a Comedy Series… Has to be “30 Rock” right?
[5:33:14 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:33:31 PM] Brad says: It’s their third consecutive win.
[5:34:51 PM] Laremy says: I just started watching “Happy Endings”. Loving it. Started watching “1600 Penn” as well. Also enjoying. “Whitney,” “Top Chef,” and “Bill Maher” also weekly watches. What I’m saying here is I don’t have room for “Modern Family”. Sorry, SAGs!
[5:35:08 PM] Brad says: Commercial time but more awards are coming… STAY TUNED and make some jokes in the comments while we wait.
[5:35:13 PM] Laremy says: Isn’t Larry Hagman dead? Like, in real life?
[5:35:25 PM] Brad says: Oh boy, a trailer for Oz the Great and Powerful.
[5:36:31 PM] Brad says: No need to watch that now, we know everything. What’s next?
[5:37:08 PM] Brad says: I want to call Chase Sapphire and if a person doesn’t pick up immediately I will sue them for false advertising.
[5:39:01 PM] Laremy says: Thanks for the update Kyle. Good luck with the lawsuit Brad!
[5:40:11 PM] Laremy says: No, I can’t defend the “1600 Penn” thing. We are who we are.
[5:41:03 PM] Brad says: Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are our next presenters, giving us the award for Actress in a TV Mini-Series.
[5:41:36 PM] Brad says: I think Julianne Moore will win… and I still need to see “Game Change”
[5:42:34 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:42:54 PM] Brad says: This is her first win in ten nominations… that’s sort of surprising.
[5:44:03 PM] Laremy says: Moore was excellent in “Game Change”. Happy to see her win there.
[5:44:19 PM] Laremy says: Not happy to hear her list off names though.
[5:44:22 PM] Brad says: Julianne Moore can act and she can read lists. Nice work.
[5:44:51 PM] Brad says: Rose Byrne and James Marsden are our next presenters and it’s for Best Actor in a TV Movie/Mini-Series.
[5:46:40 PM] Brad says: And the winner is
[5:46:44 PM] Brad says: He’s not there.
[5:47:36 PM] Brad says: Ken Howard and Roberta Reardon will now say things about how great the SAG-AFTRA merger is.
[5:51:24 PM] Laremy says: Ummm, I’m a Radio and television personality, can I get in this union?
[5:52:15 PM] Brad says: J-Lo is telling us about her beautiful skin now… and the True Match makeup she wears. I think she was also vogue-ing.
[5:52:35 PM] Brad says: Speaking of which, Laremy vogues.
[5:52:47 PM] Brad says: Another Side Effects trailer… Don’t watch!
[5:53:46 PM] Brad says: We are moving into the final hour of this brilliance… Join us on Page Four.
