[3:55:06 PM] Laremy says: I can’t believe there’s an hour of red carpet left. Does anyone know how to put in an IV line?
[3:58:09 PM] Laremy says: I’ve been crushing the fajitas this evening. #Blessed
[3:59:05 PM] Brad says: Sorry about the issues folks. Hopefully we’ll have the new system figured out by the time the Oscars roll around. But hey, we’re back and listening to celebrities tell us how great their lives are… Things are still great!
[4:03:22 PM] Brad says: Jessica is telling us stories about how hard it was to become an A-lister.
[4:03:26 PM] Laremy says: Okay, real talk, actors honoring actors is the dumbest goddamn thing anyone has heard of, right?
[4:04:37 PM] Brad says: We’re moving along now… Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber are now our guests and they say Giuliana’s sister at the farmer’s market. Such a small world. I saw a toothless person at the coffee shop this morning so, you know, samsies.
[4:05:03 PM] Brad says: “Do you help each other get ready?” That’s the hard-hitting journalism we’re getting here.
[4:05:57 PM] Laremy says: I saw Goon last night. Really dug it, I’d give it a B.
[4:06:40 PM] Brad says: You should all be warned, Laremy gets very mad during the SAG Awards, especially the “I’m an actor” part at the beginning… expect verbal flaming in about 54 minutes.
[4:07:20 PM] Laremy says: Bradley Cooper is right, what’s up with no love for AFTRA?
[4:08:05 PM] Laremy says: Brad’s right, I get infuriated. It’s just so self-important.
[4:08:09 PM] Brad says: “Do you feel sexy right now?” Giuliana asked Bradley Cooper… Now she’s going to ask him a Twitter question. He has to hate this… actual hate. #imanactor
[4:09:17 PM] Laremy says: I didn’t know what a Chord Overstreet was until E! told me.
[4:09:35 PM] Brad says: Ross says he wonders if Bradley Cooper will name his kid Mini Cooper. Now some guy I don’t recognize says Cooper “crushed” it in Silver Linings Playbook. From what I’m reading, Ian in the comments agrees and is really hoping it all works out for SLP tonight.
[4:11:30 PM] Laremy says: We’re in hell right now, gentlemen. The only thing left to do is fight our way out, inch by inch. #AnyGivenSunday
[4:12:23 PM] Brad says: How many people watch these red carpet events and give up on being an actor?
[4:13:46 PM] Brad says: Hey, there’s Helen Hunt, the actress this awards season forgot. She’s great in The Sessions, you should see it.
[4:14:17 PM] Laremy says: What kind of credit line does this SAG card come with?
[4:15:27 PM] Brad says: I wonder how much Helen Hunt and Giuliana weigh. Gotta be about 50 pounds each.
[4:16:05 PM] Laremy says: When Brad turns 16 his powers will be claimed for the light or the dark.
[4:16:17 PM] Brad says: A trailer for Beautiful Creatures. Is this movie going to be any good or will it be forgotten as soon as it’s released?
[4:17:45 PM] Brad says: Target is all about advertising during the award shows this year. Back again with those weird commercials for the SAGs.
[4:18:37 PM] Brad says: Giuliana says Julianne Moore looks amazing. Just once I want someone to say, “Damn, you look like shit.” Not even Joan Rivers was willing to do that, but it would be a glorious moment.
[4:19:50 PM] Laremy says: If someone in the comments wants to keep me updated on the WWE Royal Rumble I’d appreciate it. Be a buddy, I can’t afford pay-per-view.
[4:20:34 PM] Brad says: It would be amazing to hear the conversations after these interviews. Giuliana just gave Amanda Seyfried props for walking up some stairs by herself. Being an actor is hard people.
[4:20:44 PM] Laremy says: I’m wearing Right Guard.
[4:22:08 PM] Laremy says: I’d way rather have my PGA card. Then I could say “I’m Laremy, and I’m in charge of all these silly actors.”
[4:22:58 PM] Laremy says: Walking pneumonia is a lot better than bed-ridden pneumonia. #JLaw
[4:23:18 PM] Brad says: And here comes Jennifer Lawrence who apparently has pneumonia, she says she’s fine. So that emergency is over. Now, will she win Best Actress?
[4:24:29 PM] Brad says: Jennifer has gone over to the mani-cam, and Giuliana thinnks she’s having way too much fun. I also believe Jennifer was the third actress in a row to tell us her fingers are fat.
[4:28:17 PM] Laremy says: Starting this at 3pm was a bad idea. I’m starting to black out.
[4:28:50 PM] Brad says: Dick Van Dyke will be given the Lifetime Achievement Award tonight, I wonder if he’ll follow in Jodie Foster’s footsteps and “come out”.
[4:29:20 PM] Laremy says: Nobody watch the Side Effects trailer! Trust me.
[4:30:13 PM] Laremy says: Brad, who is hosting this? Or does no one host? Where am I?
[4:30:54 PM] Brad says: This is what the mani-cam looks like for those of you not watching the show.
[4:32:45 PM] Brad says: No one hosts Laremy, people “present”. Presenters include Rose Byrne, Bryan Cranston, James Marsden, Alfred Molina, Dev Patel, Amy Poehler, Noah Wyle, Alan Arkin, Jessica Chastain, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, John Goodman, Damian Lewis and Julianne Moore.
[4:32:50 PM] Laremy says: Brad won’t answer me. C’mon Brad, after this all ends we should get an apartment together.
[4:33:26 PM] Laremy says: Aaaaah. I also would have accepted “your mom”.
[4:33:37 PM] Brad says: They should always keep the names of the people they are talking to on the screen, because I don’t know some of these people. Oh, and here comes Sofia Vergara, which should be amazing because she isn’t a very big fan of herself… nope, not at all.
[4:34:23 PM] Laremy says: I loved Julie Bowen on “Ed”. I may be the only person in the world who can say that.
[4:35:24 PM] Brad says: Oh, now Marion Cotillard IS sick. Either that or she really didn’t want to touch Giuliana.
[4:36:16 PM] Brad says: Here’s Ben Affleck, one-half of Kelly Osbourne’s favorite Hollywood couple.
[4:37:00 PM] Laremy says: Anyone know if this show is live?
[4:39:43 PM] Brad says: Nicole Kidman talks about how great it is to be nominated after telling us how she didn’t even know the nominations were being announced.
[4:39:58 PM] Laremy says: I loved Nicole Kidman in To Die For. Again, only me. I’m a writer.
[4:40:27 PM] Brad says: Giuliana asked Ross “How fierce is Nicole Kidman?” Ross was excited because she was still touching his arm. Can you believe these people have jobs?
[4:41:16 PM] Brad says: They keep on showing trailers for Side Effects. Don’t watch them! Just go see it!
[4:42:31 PM] Laremy says: I already said that. Pay attention.
[4:43:40 PM] Brad says: Chris Tucker is touring with his stand up? Wonder if that would be any good?
[4:43:59 PM] Brad says: Laremy dances a lot like this Ross guy. #justsaying
[4:45:40 PM] Laremy says: Today Brad has called, texted, IMd, skyped, and live blogged at me. Waiting anxiously for the strip-o-gram.
[4:48:05 PM] Brad says: Laremy and I seem to be falling under the E! spell and trying to make this about us and not the actors. The actors Laremy! We must pay respects to the ACTORS!!!
[4:48:58 PM] Laremy says: Comment of the pre-show goes to Justin for “OMG the Afflack duck is injured?!?! Plz helps him!!!!” #kudos #welldone
[4:49:57 PM] Laremy says: The actors do what the actors do for the actors. Have you had coffee yet? I just got my first cup. I think I deserve a medal for lasting this long without caffeine.
[4:53:22 PM] Laremy says: Claire Danes just said “boob”.
[4:53:36 PM] Brad says: Claire Danes is talking about breast feeding her baby. “All that time on the boob” is a comment I’m sure she planned on making.
[4:54:24 PM] Brad says: I didn’t know we were in the midst of E!’s white hot winter, but now that I do my life is a little better.
[4:56:27 PM] Brad says: So the red carpet is wrapping up and we are going to do a page break and move over to PAGE THREE… join us there won’t you…
