[5:54:52 PM] Laremy says: This commercial for “Smash” is excessive. Should be called for a penalty.
[5:55:11 PM] Brad says: Jessica Alba and Kiefer Sutherland are out to present Best Actor in a TV movie.
[5:55:54 PM] Laremy says: I make a lot of jokes, but here’s a serious tip: watch “Sherlock”. It’s amazing.
[5:56:24 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[5:56:24 PM] Laremy says: I’ve never seen a show make up nominees before. Sort of disrespectful, isn’t it?
[5:57:44 PM] Brad says: Kevin Costner is getting deep. He’s going be Pa Kent in Man of Steel. So that’s a fact most of you probably knew. So there.
[5:58:00 PM] Laremy says: Kevin Costner is waxing poetic up here. Really exploring the studio space.
[5:58:45 PM] Brad says: Bill Clinton? I heard he’s Dad of the Year! Major fact right there for you.
[5:59:15 PM] Laremy says: Bill Clinton did his signature thumbs up and point move. That’s like watching Babe Ruth hit right there.
[5:59:27 PM] Brad says: Clinton gets a standing ovation… He’s going to introduce Lincoln as a Best Picture contender.
[6:01:15 PM] Laremy says: Lincoln is taking flack because it’s the front-runner, but I still pretty much love it.
[6:01:38 PM] Laremy says: Not as much as I loved Zero Dark Thirty and Silver Linings Playbook, but still.
[6:02:25 PM] Brad says: Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig will present for Best Actress in Movie (Comedy/Musical)… I’m guessing Jennifer Lawrence.
[6:02:56 PM] Laremy says: They probably should just have “SNL” alums do all the presentations from here on out.
[6:03:48 PM] Brad says: They’re riffing on the idea they were asked to watch all the movies in the category they are presenting. Pretty good stuff.
[6:04:34 PM] Laremy says: We need to call Jennifer Lawrence “J-La” from here on out. That’s inspired.
[6:05:12 PM] Laremy says: They are giving Wiig and Ferrell about fifteen minutes to present here. Still, I’m loving it.
[6:05:18 PM] Brad says: Tommy Lee Jones looks unimpressed.
[6:05:47 PM] Brad says: Now they’re going to do it again, in voice over montage.
[6:06:03 PM] Brad says: The Golden Globe goes to
[6:06:48 PM] Brad says: “I beat Meryl.” – Jennifer Lawrence
[6:07:13 PM] Brad says: “Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today.” – Jennifer Lawrence
[6:07:31 PM] Brad says: Uh oh, she’s going to cry now.
[6:07:51 PM] Laremy says: Harvey Weinstein is pretty much the wolf from Pulp Fiction. Also, Jennifer Lawrence is very funny.
[6:08:04 PM] Brad says: Commercial time! I’m going to get a little food… you hang tight.
[6:10:01 PM] Laremy says: I hope Brad gets me food too. 50/50 odds.
[6:11:40 PM] Laremy says: He did! Beef and broccoli. Mmmmmm, calories help Laremy blog.
[6:12:24 PM] Brad says: John Krasinski and a pregnant Kristen Bell out to present Supporting Actor in a TV show.
[6:13:08 PM] Brad says: The Golden Globe goes to
[6:13:13 PM] Laremy says: Ed Harris is also off just living his life!
[6:13:37 PM] Brad says: Jamie Foxx is our next presenter to talk about Django Unchained.
[6:15:27 PM] Brad says: Jonah Hill and Megan Fox will now present for Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture. Get Hathaway up there.
[6:15:46 PM] Brad says: The Golden Globe goes to
[6:16:27 PM] Laremy says: If Anne Hathaway spikes the Golden Globe like a football, does that hurt her Oscar chances? Is there anything should could do to hurt her chances?
[6:17:00 PM] Brad says: Anne will use her Globe as a weapon against self doubt. Laremy is impressed.
[6:17:03 PM] Laremy says: The only thing that makes me mad about this is that Liam Neesons’ don’t have no statue.
[6:17:43 PM] Brad says: Apparently Sally Field inspired Anne as much as she did Laremy. That’s incredible!
[6:18:04 PM] Laremy says: Whoa, Anne Hathaway is going on past the applause. Is that allowed?
[6:18:24 PM] Brad says: STRIKE UP THE BAND!
[6:18:29 PM] Brad says: Okay, that’s over.
[6:19:43 PM] Laremy says: I would use my Globe as a weapon against intruders. Well, that and my attack dog.
[6:21:18 PM] Laremy says: What must the profit margin be for Aflac if they can advertise 300 times per day on national network television?
[6:21:25 PM] Brad says: Aflac duck commercial wants us to visit a website I won’t repeat here so that you will hopefully never visit it.
[6:22:13 PM] Brad says: Laremy’s better half just arrived and the party has started.
[6:22:50 PM] Laremy says: Every time I see the trailer for the show “Do No Harm” I have to re-learn what the name for it is. I predict big things!
[6:23:16 PM] Brad says: Amanda Seyfried and Robert Pattinson are presenting Best Screenplay and the audience is trying to quiet down.
[6:23:39 PM] Brad says: I’m predicting Silver Linings
[6:23:59 PM] Brad says: The Golden Globe goes to
[6:24:27 PM] Laremy says: Tarantino can write a bit, eh?
[6:25:33 PM] Brad says: Tarantino’s buzz is getting close to flat out drunk.
[6:25:37 PM] Laremy says: Trivia: Quentin Tarantino calls me to read me scenes from his new movies. No wait, that was one of my wishes when I took that genie hostage.
[6:26:17 PM] Brad says: Jeremy Irons is telling us Salmon Fishing in the Yemen is a nominee… and he’s doing it with a straight face.
[6:26:38 PM] Laremy says: The Salmon Fishing in the Yemen nomination is a total embarrassment.
[6:27:32 PM] Brad says: Debra Messing and Lucy Liu will present Best Actor in a TV Comedy… Liu is wearing curtains.
[6:27:58 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[6:28:28 PM] Laremy says: What is a “House of Lies”?
[6:29:34 PM] Laremy says: Next up, a major movie award!
[6:33:54 PM] Laremy says: Does anyone else find it odd that we have no action stars under 65?
[6:33:57 PM] Brad says: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone on stage to present Best Foreign Film.
[6:34:11 PM] Brad says: My prediction is The Intouchables
[6:34:49 PM] Laremy says: Oh, this is Kon Tiki’s to lose!
[6:35:02 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[6:35:26 PM] Laremy says: My only issue with Amour is how dour it is. Just too dour for this fellow.
[6:35:31 PM] Brad says: I wonder if Sally Field inspired Michael Haneke as well.
[6:36:40 PM] Laremy says: This acceptance speech was handled via Herzog voiceover.
[6:36:41 PM] Brad says: Haneke is doing his best to accept this award in English.
[6:37:26 PM] Laremy says: Oh goodie, another television award. I love those.
[6:37:39 PM] Brad says: Nathan Fillion and the Glee girl to present Best Actress in a TV Drama.
[6:38:00 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[6:38:47 PM] Brad says: Claire is now bragging, “I was up here when I was 15.”
[6:38:52 PM] Laremy says: “Homeland” is scooping up. I loved the first season, liked the second one, and will fo’ sho’ be watching the third one.
[6:40:11 PM] Brad says: Another commercial break. We’re recovering from Claire’s greatness.
[6:43:29 PM] Laremy says: It’s not over, but comment of the night goes to Travis for: “An ex just told me that Salmon Fishing in the Yemen deserved award recognition. I am gracious to God I got out of that one”
[6:44:23 PM] Laremy says: You guys like music? I’m enjoying that new album from The Lumineers. Not the one song they play all the time, but all the rest of it.
[6:45:01 PM] Brad says: Sacha Baron Cohen and a glass of cognac take the stage.
[6:45:23 PM] Brad says: He’s presenting Les Miserables in case you were wondering.
[6:45:56 PM] Brad says: And a slam against Russell Crowe…
[6:46:11 PM] Brad says: Oh wait… he’s presenting Best Animated Feature
[6:46:33 PM] Laremy says: If Wreck-It Ralph doesn’t win here I will hold this entire show in contempt.
[6:46:54 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[6:47:37 PM] Brad says: A terrible movie just won Best Animated Feature! Are you watching this?
[6:47:49 PM] Laremy says: Brave wins, proving that the HFPA is usually about five years behind. Wall-E was one of the best films of the decade. Brave wasn’t even one of the best films of that weekend.
[6:49:02 PM] Brad says: Liev Schreiber will now tell us Life of Pi is a nominee.
[6:49:06 PM] Laremy says: I hold you in contempt, Golden Globes! You’re out of order!
[6:49:51 PM] Brad says: If “Life of Pi” was so unfilmable how did they film it? Digitally! Spin wins again.
[6:50:23 PM] Laremy says: How many movies where a daughter turns her mom into a bear have won awards? Someone research that.
[6:50:59 PM] Brad says: Jason Bateman carries Aziz Ansari out to the stage to present Best Actress for TV Comedy… Aziz may be incredibly high. I’m not sure, but it’s funny.
[6:51:55 PM] Brad says: An the Golden Globe goes to
[6:53:52 PM] Laremy says: I’ve never watched “Girls,” but plenty of people like it. So I can’t get too upset. Soooo, plenty of movie awards must be coming up, right?
[6:54:15 PM] Brad says: Lena is now being played off.
[6:54:31 PM] Brad says: She’s having a very hard time walking.
[6:56:06 PM] Brad says: I think we’re going to do a page break as we head into the final hour. Join us on Page Three will you?
