The following comes from the [amazon asin=”B0056IXS7S” text=”Bridesmaids Blu-ray”], featuring the full scene in which Kristen Wiig‘s character gets in a pissing match with the 13-year-old girl at the jewelry store played by Peter Frampton’s daughter Mia Rose Frampton.
An example of what kind of back-and-forth you’ll hear in this 11 minute sequence goes like this:
Wiig: “Well you’re young and your butt stinks.”
13-year-old: “Well… I smell something else.”
Wiig: “Okay, that’s disgusting. You shouldn’t even know what that is.”
13-year-old: “I have one.”
Wiig: “Barely.”
13-year-old: “Well, at least mine’s not overused.”
Wiig: “Okay, an overused one is a sign of a hot lady.”
13-year-old: “Of a hot lady?”
Wiig: “Yeah, call me when your boobs come in.”
[…]
Wiig: “I’d say it’s your time of the month, but you’re obviously post-menopausal… You can’t have a baby, your eggs are dry.
13-year-old: “My eggs are wet!”
I think you get the point… You can watch the original, 1:23 minute scene here and compare.
Oh, and it’s not safe for work… increasingly not safe.
[via Vulture]
