Fabio must not have been available for the photo shoot for the new poster promoting Walt Disney Pictures’ Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Based on what I’m seeing the film’s title doesn’t seem trashy enough. Maybe something like Pirates of the Caribbean: Finding Passion and a Mermaid Love Child would be a little better as Sam Clafin as Philip Swift looks off into the distance as Astrid Bergès-Frisbey plays the mermaid Syrena and clutches at his chest.
If this was the poster for the XXX-rated version it would make sense, but I just don’t get it otherwise.
