Thanks for sticking with me, I am already feeling a bit woozy.
5:53:50 PM: And we’re back and we’re back with Justin Bieber and Hailee Steinfeld presenting Best Animated Feature. Why is Bieber here?
5:54:34 PM: The winner has to be Toy Story 3, but I wouldn’t mind seeing an upset here.
5:54:56 PM: And the winner is
5:56:29 PM: Lee Unkrich asked Bieber and Steinfeld if they “were even born when the first Toy Story came out?” The answer… Sort of, Bieber was 1-year-old and Steinfeld was still a twinkle.
5:57:41 PM: Gervais back on stage to introduce Robert Downey Jr. to present and first says, “Aside from the fact that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I’d say the show’s going pretty good so far, wouldn’t you?”
5:59:53 PM: Emma Stone is looking pretty good with her golden locks.
6:00:09 PM: Downey Jr. is presenting Best Actress (Comedy/Musical) and says, “If I could… I’d give it to all five of you… at once.”
6:01:09 PM: And the winner is
6:02:20 PM: Portman is likely going to win Best Actress (Drama) and Portman is the Oscar front-runner, but can Bening get a bump tonight?
6:03:46 PM: Okay, someone wake Annette Bening up… This speech is taking forever and it isn’t necessarily good.
6:04:16 PM: Commercial break once again. I need that Cecil B. deMille Award to be handed out so I can take an extended break. Sure hope De Niro’s speech is long.
6:07:41 PM: Back again and Gervais is introducing Sylvester Stallone who is (ironically?) presenting The Fighter for Best Picture (Drama).
6:09:41 PM: Geoffrey Rush and Tilda Swinton are out to present for Best Mini-Series or TV Movie.
6:10:21 PM: Oops, Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie, my guess is Edgar Ramirez.
6:11:00 PM: And the winner is
6:14:03 PM: Now to Best Actress in Mini-Series or TV Movie… Danes is my guess.
6:14:31 PM: The winner is
6:17:22 PM: And another commercial, and I am having some kick-ass dessert called toffee gooey butter cake with vanilla ice cream… I don’t think I need to say this, but it is awesome!
6:21:43 PM: Zac Efron is our next presenter. Well, he’s presenting The Kids are All Right as a Best Picture (Comedy/Musical). Any chance Alice in Wonderland offers an upset?
6:23:04 PM: Gervais just introduced Tina Fey and the “ungrateful” Steve Carell. Carell’s response, “Ha, ha, ha! I love it. It never gets old.”
6:24:13 PM: They are presenting Best Screenplay, which has to go to Aaron Sorkin… right?
