1:47:48 AM: Jessica Alba just gave his mom instructions on how to work the vending machine. Mom says she doesn’t need her help. Shocking considering those vending machines can be rough when you really want a pack of Skittles.
1:48:40 AM: By the way, Terrence Howard has four malpractice suits against him. Hayden doesn’t care because he is his friend.
1:49:01 AM: Hayden’s going under, count back from 10 for me.
1:49:21 AM: 10, 9, 8, 7… here comes voice over… I can feel it…
1:49:44 AM: Yup, here it is. Visions of Jess on a beach.
1:50:29 AM: Oh man, he is really chatting it up. Very intense shit!
1:50:49 AM: Wait. Am I supposed to be asleep right now? Guys, I can still hear you!
1:51:08 AM: Just stop!
1:51:30 AM: He asks him to look at the monitors. Do they show if you are still awake?
1:51:46 AM: And cut…
1:52:08 AM: Wouldn’t his heart rate be going crazy?
1:52:43 AM: Snappy comment on how the knife needs to be sharpened.
1:55:11 AM: This is already taking way too long.
1:55:45 AM: I wonder if the last 50 minutes of this thing is all while he is in surgery.
1:56:17 AM: He keeps flashing back to old stuff and now a creepy intern is hitting on Jessica.
1:56:35 AM: Uh oh, and mom finds out they are married. Gonna be a cat fight in the waiting room.
1:56:56 AM: Mom is playing the ignoring game.
1:59:21 AM: Mom and Jess are now bonding over his meds. It is a touching moment. I may drop a real tear and succumb to the massive love they obviously have for one another.
2:01:06 AM: Here it comes, the reason behind this whole movie.
2:02:06 AM: Oh man, it’s a conspiracy, they have been pushing Hayden down the donor list. They are going to kill him, but I don’t know why yet.
2:03:50 AM: Uh oh, one doctor is a lush and I think Jess is going to catch on to the whole thing.
2:04:24 AM: The drunk doc is Shooter McGavin! Jess knows he isn’t a doc at that hospital and is about to fuck everything up.
2:06:43 AM: Oh shit! The hammer just dropped and I am not going to spoil it if I don’t have to.
2:07:06 AM: By the way, this is the worst twist ever.
2:08:35 AM: Oh god, this is terrible.
2:09:21 AM: Jessica changed her name, that’s a tip on what is going down. Terrence is not excited about the plan even though…
2:11:22 AM: I can’t help it… Jessica used to be a doctor, but I will admit one thing, she actually isn’t doing all that bad with the role.
2:11:54 AM: Hayden’s crying on the table, it appears to be a big moment for him.
2:13:10 AM: Here’s the thing. We already know he dies, so does that mean the entire premise of him being awake during the procedure is simply a means of showing us how he got fucked over? That seems silly.
2:14:40 AM: Mom can “feel” something’s wrong. She is clairvoyant.
2:16:22 AM: What happens during a heart transplant? Don’t you basically die? Would he still be able to have an inner monologue?
2:16:34 AM: Does logic even apply in this case?
2:17:31 AM: Something has to change here. That opening scene with the “dead Hayden” reveal must be before someone came in to save him at the last minute.
2:17:50 AM: Inner monologue Hayden is having a cigarette by the fire right now.
2:18:28 AM: We have about 20 minutes left and Hayden is dead. Terrence is going to go tell the family.
2:20:28 AM: Shooter McGavin is still hanging around. He is asking for her permission to take him off bypass. HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!
2:21:23 AM: Mom ain’t giving permission… The other shoe is about to drop.
2:23:17 AM: Oh shit, moms is having a cig with inner monologue Hayden… Do you know what this means?
2:23:42 AM: Yeah… rare blood type… dead mom… new heart… story continues…
2:24:06 AM: And Hayden knows everything! Live damn you! LIVE!!!!!!!
2:25:32 AM: Oh snap, new doc is on the scene and knows about the plot to kill Hayden! If he knew why didn’t he say something?
