7:00:17 PM: They just asked Sandra Oh when the strike is going to end. That’s like asking me how to make a souffle.
7:01:18 PM: As far as I can tell the entire cast of “Desperate Housewives” was told to be there two hours early for face time. Any later than that and their seat would be given away to “real” actors.
7:10:14 PM: Javier Bardem in the mix. He should be allowed to skip this. He’s that good. Or, alternatively, he should be permitted to murder someone from E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:11:32 PM: I love me some Bardem. He’s killing this interview. He just mentioned his family in Spain isn’t watching because “they don’t have this channel” and “It’s quite late there.” Classic.
7:21:05 PM: When these interviews go bad they are painful. Forced laugh after forced laugh. Brad and Angelina arrive with 39 minutes to spare… will they stop for E!? I’m betting “no” but I’ll keep you informed.
7:28:29 PM: They just asked America Ferrera how she stays grounded. Hey, I know how – she’s only been on ONE show!
7:32:28 PM: What have I seen Vanessa Williams in lately? “Ugly Betty” – of course. I wonder how she stays grounded.
7:35:02 PM: Don’t tell anybody but Cate Blanchett is pregnant. Scoop!
7:40:07 PM: Ryan Gosling is here with his sister Mandy. She uh… she doesn’t look as good as him. Whatever. I don’t even know where I’m going with this joke.
7:44:51 PM: Kyra Sedgwick look s like a bird.
7:46:07 PM: Wow it’s the chick from “Who’s The Boss” – the one that Tony Danza loved. I guess I lost the bet that said she’d be dead by the year 2000. I was way off!
7:48:09 PM: Glenn Close, according to her, has worked with some amazing people. Also she drinks vampire blood. That’s an E! exclusive.
7:52:23 PM: I have some good news… the actual show is less than eight minutes away. Oh thank you Lord.
7:56:39 PM: We are switching over to TNT… the end of Titanic is on. Seems fitting.
7:58:11 PM: Time for a PAGE BREAK!
