Goldie Hawn is Still Alive!!!

Talk about a horseshit way to try and get you to read an article eh? This article out of Variety is headlined “Hawn may ‘Save Christmas'”. Really? Wow, have any more maybe articles in your bag Variety?

Apparently Kurt Russell’s life partner, one Goldie Hawn, may star in The Rosenbergs Save Christmas for Fox Searchlight. The script, penned by Elisa Bell and Jeff Kline, revolves around a newly engaged couple from different religious backgrounds. When his family is forced to host Christmas, the two mothers’ personalities collide.

Bell’s impressive scripting resume includes such slap your ass laffers as Little Black Book and Sleepover. The list for Kline is hardly as stellar, which already tells me a lot about this project.

Hawn hasn’t been seen on screen since The Banger Sisters in 2002. Other than that she has graced several tabloid rags and things haven’t looked pretty.

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