#1 movie predicted correctly: Five Weeks in a row
1. 300
Wow, this is a bold pick eh? I also think North Carolina will beat Eastern Kentucky this evening.
Estimate: $37.5 million
2. Wild Hogs
Did they drive Harley Davidson’s in the film? Because that seems like it would be an important detail.
Estimate: $17.8 million
3. Premonition
How many reviews of this film will say something like “I have a feeling this won’t do well” or “I had a premonition Sandra Bullock can’t act.” All of them friends, all of them.
Estimate: $12.9 million
4. Dead Silence
This and Premonition will bleed each other a little but really there wasn’t a huge market for either of them. I do like the stills better here though, dolls are creepy.
Estimate: $7.7 million
How much more interesting would this have been with anything else besides “wife” in the title. Try it. I think I love my horse. I think I love my liquor. I’m just sad they settled is all.
Estimate: $7.3 million
Like a bridge over troubled water… I will lay me down. Why the hell are parents and kids still seeing this? Parents and kids, I command you to go to the library, this movie is too old to remain in the top ten!
Estimate: $4.5 million
7. Ghost Rider
Dear Ghost Rider, How are you? Things are good here. You’ve made your $100m. Does that make you happy? Does it please you to have tricked over twelve million people into watching you? I bet it does. You deserve hell Ghostey. Glad you’re there.
Estimate: $3.9 million
8. Zodiac
This is one of the few movies I recommend without even seeing it. Enough people I respect have seen it, that’s enough for me.
Estimate: $3.7 million
9. Norbit
Will this make $100 million? That’s the question. I think it will come up just short. Also, I hate this movie and everyone associated with it.
Estimate: $2.9 million
10. The Number 23
Jim Carrey, you should watch Adam Sandler in Reign Over Me. Now THAT’S a serious role worth doing. Maybe get a new agent buddy.
Estimate: $2.4 million
