For those of you that have done the smart thing and bought Sirius Satellite Radio so you could follow the antics of Howard Stern are not going to be surprised by this at all, then again Howard only played us audio, but Edgewood Studios has video for the “film” that Joanie “Chynna” Laurer went on the show to promote.
The “movie” in question is Illegal Aliens and it not only stars former female wrestling star Chynna but it also features the “talent” of the, now skinny, Anna Nicole Smith.
Thanks to Edgewood Studios, who believes the satellite radio company Sirius is actually spelled “Serius” (geniuses), we have just added two clips from this awful production and 19 stills. Wanna know what this crap is about? Well check out the synopsis from IMDB.com:
“Charlie’s Angels” goes sci-fi, with a touch of “Men In Black” thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these Illegal Aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? “Illegal Alien’s” pokes fun at today’s Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called “Bad Movies” we all love to hate!
There was a screening in New York City yesterday as Edgewood was looking to see if anyone had the balls to release this travesty. Chances are, this is going straight to DVD, just check out the clips here and find out for yourself. Also, if you want to check out the stills you can grab those here or by clicking on either the image above or below.