SHOCK wants to give you some GHOULIES this Halloween!
EMPIRE Pictures‘ 1984 cult mini-monster mash GHOULIES beat GREMLINS to screens by mere weeks and made tons of money by fooling some pundits into thinking they were actually seeing GREMLINS! And while the marketing campaign was perhaps a notch or two better than the film itself, it was the poster, in which one of the gnarly, titular little satanic scamps themselves pops out of a dirty toilet to “..Get You in the End” that really sticks in the memories of most ardent GHOULIES admirers.
What PSYCHO did for showers, GHOULIES did for crappers. Well, not really….but it’s a nice sentiment.
And while EMPIRE Pictures fell down dead in the late 1980’s and was replaced by the still chugging Full Moon Features, many fans still hold those early films nearest and dearest to their hearts (I’m a PARASITE obsessive, myself!)
So, as Halloween doth approaches, Full Moon have unleashed the mother of all EMPIRE/Full Moon merch sales, piles of deeply discounted products designed to make collectors’ mouths water. And to kick off this blow-out, our friends at Full Moon have given us two of these hand-painted, limited edition GHOULIES resin statues, which feature our favorite green sewer-chewer rising from the bowels of Hell…
If you want to win one of these cheeky statues, we’d certainly love to give you one.
All you have to do is email me at [email protected] with the words TOILET TRAUMA! in the subject line.
Two lucky winners will be chosen at random.
And be sure to get your well-bitten butts over to Full Moon for more sweet stuff at pitifully low prices.
