Gary Cole, Vampire Impotency and Limptooth

First look at another vampire comedy



I submit to you Limptooth, the latest comedy to draw inspiration from the undying vampire craze. It took two directors to pull this one off: Matt Jespersen and Maclain Nelson and they wrangled in Gary Cole (Office Space) for a bit part. The rest of the film rests on the shoulders of leading man Adam Johnson. The film is being sold under the title Limptooth, but there are multiple IMDB titles the film is listed under: Dr. Limptooth and Immortality Bites.

How about none of the above?

Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can’t grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history – who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She’s a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.

Source: Shock Till You Drop

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