You don’t need to have much pride in your work to put together and release something on par with Lifetime’s upcoming Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever movie, featuring the voice of Aubrey Plaza as the titular cat, based on a Twitter profile of the same name, who talks, but her mouth doesn’t actually move. So I guess it’s some sort of telekinetic power, something I’m sure the film will use as a “joke” along with the “don’t get sappy on me… wait I forgot this is a Lifetime movie” line… Oh, you’re so self-aware Grumpy Cat, tell me more.
The movie will play on Lifetime on November 29, so be sure to have something else, anything else, to do that night and if you must, here’s the trailer.
In “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever,” Grumpy Cat is a lonely cat living in a mall pet shop. Because she always gets passed over and never gets chosen by customers, this kitty develops a sour outlook on life until…one day during the holidays, a very special 12-year-old girl named Chyrstal enters the pet store and falls in love with Grumpy Cat. A unique friendship is formed between the two when Chyrstal finds she is the only person who can hear this unique feline talk. In the middle of the holiday rush, Grumpy reluctantly thwarts the kidnapping of an expensive exotic dog she can’t stand and rescues Chyrstal after the mall closes on Christmas Eve. Will Grumpy Cat learn the true meaning of Christmas, or will it be in Grumpy’s words, “Worst. Christmas. Ever?”