Talk about a talentless trio; Lindsay Lohan, Rosario Dawson and Channing Tatum have all joined the grandma gang comedy Poor Things which will be toplined by Shirley MacLaine and Olympia Dukakis with Sacha Baron Cohen’s cousin, Ash Baron Cohen at the helm.
The script was penned by Trent Haaga and was inspired by real news events and crime scandals surrounding recent arrests and convictions of elderly women for various “grandma gang” exploits, which have included scams and cons involving drug sales, insurance fraud and murder.
Unfortunately there is no word on what roles Lohan, Dawson and Tatum will be taking on, but I can only guess they will be the grandkids of the granny’s doing the bad deeds.
